dear fellow acting students,

i'm sure that you are all very busy. i'm sure that it is difficult to say "no" to the many calls from your agents (surely for that upcoming booking), or to put off responding to that h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s text your bff sent to "keep you grounded," but, um, . . . even on "vibrate" your phone is making it difficult to concentrate and your texting during my scene is just plain rude.